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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

I’m in a pretty shitty mood. Hopefully a nice visit with mommom will improve this.

Dec 29th

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I want hot wings so bad!

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Tori just farted and I am literally gagging

Dec 28th

this song.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

I have been in bed all day

this snow better stop and clear up tomorrow so I can go out. I am going insane!

Dec 27th

My friend calls me drunk

demands to know why I didn’t answer when she said hello (when I did multiple times), insists she has not had anything to drink, tells me she misses me sooooo much, asks how my cats are, complains about her friend taking her shirt off and feeling awkward, and then sings i love you about 10 times before hanging up. my friends are real winners.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS BORED IN MY LIFE

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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One of the videos I made yesterday.

Dec 26th

My Christmas went like this...

-woke up -opened presents -went back to sleep -woke up and laid around until people showed up -finally decided to get ready -awkward hellos and conversations with my family as I tried to escape -hiding in my room most of the night and taking pictures and videos on photobooth -mommom arrives and I finally have someone to talk to for real -everyone leaves and I watch the Grinch and fall asleep

Dec 26th

My house has no food!

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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I walk out of my room to find the house full of smoke, the smoke alarms going off, and the windows all fogged up. My parents aren’t even home.

Dec 25th

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WENDY'S IS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 25th

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Only I would wake up, open presents, and go back to sleep for a few hours on Christmas.

Dec 25th

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I wake up to a picture of Audrey's dad wearing a...

everyone in my house is still sleeping. I’m going to wake their asses up!

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

My mom walks in my room and steps on the pile of presents I just wrapped that were sitting in front of my closet. They were not even in the doorway. I really hope nothing broke. I am so pissed off right now.

Dec 25th

Time to take a bubble bath while watching lifetime...

Dec 24th

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I have still yet to wrap a single damn present

I have to wrap the stuff I got for everyone, plus what my dad got for my mom.

Dec 24th